Hello. It is I, Merlin, the handsomest cat in all the land. I would like to ask the readership one question: If not for cats to curl up in, what are hats for? I know it may be a stretch for your tiny, non-cat minds to process such a deep philosophical question – I know this, because my attempts to settle the question in a paws-on manner were met with “Merlin, get out of my hat” – but try, will you?
The answer is: Hats are for cats to curl up in. It was a trick question. Ha! Gotcha. Over and out.