Hello. It is I, Merlin, the Handsomest Cat In The World. I realize that this photo is more about the coffee than about me, but it’s important that you see what I have to put up with in life. That hand there could be petting me. Or feeding me. Or brushing me. But no, apparently someone needs coffee in the morning before she’s approachable. I tell you one thing – that coffee has the same befuddled expression as she does.
The lap is free! Over and out.