Why Yes, I Sleep With My Eyes Open

Merlin Asleep

Hello. It is I, Merlin, the Handsomest Cat In The World. Here you see a handsome photo of me, sleeping. Aren’t I handsome? And as a bonus, when I sleep with my eyes open, I can keep an eye on things. Bastet knows, that little white demon needs an eye kept on her. She’s not longer than me, nor taller than me, but her front paw covers my entire face. That’s just not natural.

Ooh, kibbles! Over and out.

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