Hello. It is I, Merlin, the Handsomest Cat In The World. Here you see me on the deck of my yacht*, relaxing in the warm breeze of a beautiful day, the sunshine bringing out my red highlights. I bet you thought I was just black and white. Fooled you! This clearly makes me more special than That Other Kitty, who is all boring white. The pink ears don’t count. THEY DON’T.
Oh, well, this nap’s not gonna take itself. Over and out.
* If Snoopy can have a Sopwith Camel….