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Merlin Relaxes

Hello. It is I, Merlin, the Handsomest Cat In The World. My doctors have told me that it is very important that I, a very busy and important kitty, regularly take the time to relax on laps. I custom-ordered this one; it was very expensive. Note the fine weave of the blanket, selected in a delicate gray which complements my stark black and whiteness. Note the shape of the lap, with a central depression for my handsome rear. Ahhh, this is the life.

I must go demand another shot at that lap. Over and out.

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