Hello. It is I, Merlin, the Handsomest Cat In The World. This is the Roomba box. It seems to have been created especially for cats and it gets my 100% stamp of approval.
What I can’t understand is the machine that came inside the box. It seems to be some sort of replacement robot pet: it runs about on the floor like Mo chasing a laser pointer. The first time they let it out to play, I wanted to keep an eye on it, but at a safe distance – and yet it came right for me! I had to run back and forth across the room. Completely shot my dignity to pieces. I must have looked a right fool.
It doesn’t seem dangerous, and Mo and Meggie get along with it OK. I wouldn’t want to look like an old bigot, so I pretend I’m cool with it, too. But that Roomba had better watch out if nobody else is watching.
Gotta go plot. Over and out.