Why Yes, I Have A Harem


Hello. It is I, Merlin, the Handsomest Cat In The World. I have finally had it explained properly: Mo and Meggie aren’t just any cats, they’re my special harem so I won’t be lonely. Meg is really friendly! She just trots up to me and headbutts me and rubs on me. I’m not actually sure I like it, but she’s so young I can’t be mad at her. And with winter coming in I can’t be too picky. Mo’s long fur may be our only chance of survival!

I’ve got to go eat some kibbles to get ready for cold weather. Over and out.

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