Hello. It is I, Merlin, the Handsomest Cat In The World. I am not a young cat anymore, it’s true. (But look how wise and handsome I am.) So I stay flexible and in shape by practicing kitty yoga. Here you see me in the “Flopping Salmon” pose. Usually I do my yoga poses in the middle of the night on top of the blankets: it’s a little more challenging with all those legs underneath.

I’ll tell you a secret, too: Sometimes when I look like I’m doing yoga, I’m actually just getting ready to lick my butt.

Namaste, bitches! Over and out.