Hello. It is I, Merlin, the handsomest cat in all the land. I have a secret power. It’s like being able to see in the dark (which I can also do) but better. Usually, I look like a perfectly normal black and white tuxedo cat. But some days, when the sun slants just right, I turn into MERLIN THE RED. That’s right! Like a famous wizard or a Viking! Bet you can’t do that.
Gotta go gloat. Over and out.