Hello. It is I, Merlin, the Handsomest Cat In The World. Last week I overheard something about “missing a cuddly stripey” and “we have room for three cats” but I put it down to the people eating catnip or other hallucinogens, because surely my handsomeness and
overwhelming neediness cuddliness are plenty to satisfy any household.
Well, I guess not. They went and brought this home: