Hello. It is I, Merlin, the handsomest cat in the world. Please help me pick one of these out. With my coloring, anything goes, and I just can’t choose! The blue thing looks soft and fluffy, the brown jacket appears to be some sort of velvet, and then there are all these colorful T-shirts. Which one should I sleep atop?
I think I’ll take my nap on the T-shirts. All of them, at once! Over and out.