Hello. It is I, Merlin, the Handsomest Cat In The World. Anything that young upstart can do, I can do better. Or at least just as well — but with more panache and style, if not quite the same amount of fluff. My attractively rounded buttocks are only hanging out of this box because I didn’t want to be completely in the box. I can fit in that box all day, every day, any time I want, believe you me.
Hey, the box is free again! Over and out.